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昨天01版版开了一个送分擂: 论坛LB快乐彩精英争霸赛报名成功后必须在多少时间内进入平台参赛投注,否则不能进入?

我信心满满的选择了,开赛前35分钟。坐等着收01版版的小分。

有多少小伙伴是和我一样信心满满的砸错了的?

正确答案是:比赛结束前~~

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小分是没有挣到,幺幺深刻的反省了哈,论坛活动不熟悉,幺幺我很羞愧哦~丢了小分不要紧,咱们不能丢了信心和快乐~~分享一个笑话给大家,乐呵乐呵。下次再去砸擂~~


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     无奈之下三人只好站在一旁苦苦等候,这时大姐对二妹说:冻手不?    7 o" F# U8 D% B% g" @. c% \
    二妹冷冷地回一句:冻手!
: s+ `3 V" X# T    结果四杆枪瞬间指向姐妹三……   ( ~1 g5 Y$ I# o' \. P
    三个人被抓住送派出所,在路上姐妹三一直沉默。
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    结果八杆枪瞬间指向姐妹三…7 g" g- D/ o5 `9 N+ n. _- ]
    到了警局,JC问姐:你叫什么名字?, {% f7 b, S2 p! O& G* J- B( B6 z
    姐:蒋英羽。
0 Z# r* E% v. V. F    JC再问ㄧ次:你叫什么名字?8 F4 O" c% C# A6 p3 _
    姐:蒋英羽。( b$ \7 ^( D0 r9 D: B; S! F. q# c4 |' W0 i
    JC对大姐吼道:what is your name?
* G" ^2 Z% ~# H. Z; Q2 K    大姐:(沉默以对。)
9 R( E) }3 L$ T6 S+ `    JC转头对二妹说:what is your name?+ Z- O! \4 f0 P- Q& r' X+ K2 E
    二妹腼腆的回:蒋国羽。7 z4 X" W5 X1 E7 z
    JC再次问道:你叫什么名字?& e" T9 ?1 d3 N
    二妹:蒋国羽,JC对二妹大吼道:你叫什么名字?' ]$ L$ L6 N' z0 l1 z+ X: i# u1 ^+ l
    二妹:(沉默以对)
- r* O9 Q/ w0 n9 O3 m8 w    JC再问三妹说:你叫什么名字?
& k8 ~: Z# o( U1 r$ \" v& J* b    三妹:蒋芳妍,2 m$ A4 m" K" A+ d
    JC又对三妹吼:侬叫啥名字?( m( p, y/ z6 U- t6 u) |& G  I9 p/ H
    三妹:蒋芳妍,JC吐血而亡。
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    我都笑喷了!
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我先占个沙发啊!我是看那个选项投的多去的那个,结11版开了个坏头啊
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幺幺的笑话很好笑啊,哈哈哈哈哈哈。不好,要笑晕了
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另外你上面讲的这个笑话我怎么看不到笑点在哪里呢
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主题回复处广告图案-天策传媒
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另外你上面讲的这个笑话我怎么看不到笑点在哪里呢

+ z. p5 Z) e% @8 E* d5 s7 [3 k0 [, `让05版版告诉你,笑点在哪了。他都要笑晕了~
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我来代替01惩罚你  速速把你的小芬交出来   转到我的名下
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版主05 发表于 2014-11-23 15:58
% y( S0 C& m: `: m幺幺的笑话很好笑啊,哈哈哈哈哈哈。不好,要笑晕了
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你在值班时间笑晕了,我就罪过啦~~稳住哈~
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JC又对三妹吼:侬叫啥名字?
, h& c- Y+ Y! o* F7 D! Z  E; C5 O    三妹:蒋芳妍,JC吐血而亡。9
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大家都是宅心仁厚过去做贡献来的了
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11版主的笑话笑屎人了
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还是需要熟悉才可以去投注啊
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这个答案难道我也是选错了?
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哈哈 这个笑话太牛了 老蒋家三姐妹这么厉害
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幺幺,说了你玩擂台不行的呢
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你把爱心付诸流水,1版痛彻心腑。
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的确是的,这个爱心擂居然就错了,我也是
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看来你论坛了解不全面啊  我都知道LB是比赛结束前
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