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[优质好贴] ~*胸毛出品*~：【胸毛课堂第一讲】如何机智地向老(jia)婆(ren)坦白自己网赌输钱
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本帖最后由 彪悍胸毛迎风飘 于 2015-7-9 05:16 编辑 ! K$ w1 L2 U% ^+ V) [
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胸毛课堂开课啦！！首次尝试性开办不科学教学，如果有教的不对的地方，那就对了！
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欢迎大家经常和我进行学术上的探讨，如果你对人生有什么迷茫和不解，请及时联系我，我会指引你在人生的歪路上越走越远！
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相信不少网赌的小伙伴们都是地下工作者，但是终有一天输大了，纸包不住火怎么办？
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那么今天，胸毛叫兽就来给大家亲自示范：如何机智地向老(jia)婆(ren)坦白自己网赌输钱

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好了，大家看我和我媳妇儿的聊天看得过瘾吗？（过瘾~~~~~~）; V: j8 ?  X$ C& B! ^( q) }  Q0 M3 U
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过瘾个大头鬼！！！说了这是课堂，叫兽是要教你们东西的！0 H& ~1 F! a' Y" }8 a) H; D8 J5 a* w
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如果要坦白一个不好的消息，那么可以尝试先宣布个超坏的消息，这样当对方听到不那么坏的消息时，反应也会平和许多。
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胸毛叫兽有话说：小赌怡情，大赌伤身，强赌蛋炸菊裂！下课！！！
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楼主确实花了不少功夫，很精彩的方法，不过还是少用，免得教坏儿童，建议+3A奖励
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问候嫂夫人好，言传身教，建议2A奖励
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小赌怡情，大赌伤身，强赌蛋炸菊裂...胸毛叫兽的帖子总能看的让人菊花一紧。3A

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呵呵 不是每个人的反应都一样的 我对象知道了估计我俩也走到头了 唉

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这是你的真实经历吗？

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实在太JB机制了，不过现实跟这样的都是不一样的

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俺认真看完了，胸毛你两口子真逗

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胸毛的智慧真是无人可敌了啊

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呵呵这样的对话还是蛮搞笑的哦

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这个是绝世好桥好  确实是很实用的  我用过这方法

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版主04 发表于 2015-7-9 05:31
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版主04.真幽默啊。。难道你也要坦白啦 。

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胸毛真是个人才啊，在这混埋没了

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这个办法我常用了，这个还算是个好方法的了

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现在胸毛出口实属佳品{:4_104:}

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楼主也是一逗比啊，你老婆看来很好说话

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我从来不需要解释这个问题

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学习了胸毛兄弟的经验，关键时刻试试

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楼主太有才了，好喜欢这样子的帖子，我决定要收藏下来好好看看

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输钱了还是不要说的好。。容易上火啊

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这个是很有意思的图片的啊

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