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& V8 m3 m  V0 o今天在陆上碰上一位老农
5 J6 g. [" o4 w0 z0 V6 h看着他牛蛮漂亮的 便随口问问
  e4 U9 W" q0 _4 u6 M老农啊你这牛蛮漂量的平时都喂些啥押
( h/ p$ `5 ^2 n( H' M5 {3 y* U老农便回答 你问的是白色的牛还是黑色的牛, G7 W5 }- A6 c# `2 R' ]1 v
我想说竟然还不一样啊 那先问问白色的好了2 I1 B1 G$ i% w* @7 \9 r
老农便回答 玉米和小麦
. t/ M" V' l' o# ^那我便继续问 那黑色的呢( G+ D! D/ \+ C
老农回答    玉米和小麦$ i9 B; T4 g) `% a; l+ M# e, \; W
..... 这不是一漾吗 我便继续问
5 b5 n( F4 [4 Q6 n; T 那你平常 都喂他们吃几斤押
3 V; ~" B, f; _8 U0 v7 k老农便继续问 你问的是白色的还是黑色的
+ w/ z) J  ^+ ?3 O) \6 u! v9 {我心想这次总不一样了吧6 T, n$ D" I, Z8 k* F
我一样先问白色的
% I8 c/ ?" I/ [/ b/ p0 j  K- V, P老农便回答 5斤$ J' O; _, }# p6 i9 o# ]
我又继续问那黑色的呢
0 t% P7 X0 D1 p1 ]+ p老农说     5斤
# S& s4 _0 f" B3 M+ g" N我一脸不悦的问他说着  我不懂为什么一样的东西要分两次说呢
# A% K2 @: J3 e6 T7 k! v老农说着 因为 白牛是我的/ e+ ~, I% H9 O) o9 _' T5 @  J
我心想原来是我错了  做事不可以只看表面 要问清楚 就像波菜一样不可以只看盘口要认真研究 我向老农道歉 离开时我顺道在问老农一下那黑牛呢?
% j; v/ V: ~0 O* j2 B: `老农便说  也是我的...........................................................................
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今生已开始 发表于 2018-8-2 10:27+ n( o6 {# z! ~. \  d' k1 b
这个老农铁定是无聊了 逗你玩呢
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哈哈 我们也是无聊了 居然看完了
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一个人唱情歌 发表于 2018-8-2 11:43
7 G. Q; X) c& }6 p8 O7 M& Q这想表达的中心思想是什么呢

, j: y6 [' J( s! K哈哈哈其实我也没懂
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这想表达的中心思想是什么呢
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这个老农铁定是无聊了 逗你玩呢
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发春的少年 发表于 2018-8-2 07:39
! K1 _) Q# [  }) H2 ?7 @* [已跟菠菜难分难舍了

/ ^; n, C- [" ~& @8 @, `菠菜是我家 人人都要爱护它
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海绵没有宝宝 发表于 2018-8-1 12:05
7 {+ a' ^. z& z0 R你还真配合老农啊,傻傻继续问呢
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我以为老农会给我一个好的回答
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风晴雪流成河 发表于 2018-8-1 11:01
0 x, `4 y" J1 C& d/ e小故事 大启示 生活处处有菠菜的影子

; {5 W# n& P, O4 j" D+ \4 G: ^/ D已跟菠菜难分难舍了
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你还真配合老农啊,傻傻继续问呢
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小故事 大启示 生活处处有菠菜的影子
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那黑牛还有没有给你什么启示?
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这老农不简单啊  我是指他浪费我时间看这篇文的能力
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我看了啥  我到底看了啥.... `) [' h% h7 N0 V/ A6 r1 e8 a, r
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还能绕一圈绕回来菠菜的主题你也是厉害的
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这老农是老司机了吧 会耍耶 哈哈
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全是我的 通通是我的 全部是我的押
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