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1.局花
3 k' s$ r9 i. |1 b; @" E' z3 j局里最漂亮的MM有了男朋友，一直暗恋她的小孙看到自己的女神被别人抱在怀中，- |9 Q( T5 e# A( V
心里很不是滋味，一连郁闷了好几天。同事们看他脸色不对，便问他怎么回事，$ ^# j* x$ d& Y1 I
小孙垂头丧气地说：“唉……局花被别人抱了。. B; X0 O0 H6 e
评论：兄弟节哀，这有凡士林你用么
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2.媳妇
+ S( q# ]7 c( m7 ~8 B. j0 k7 X10岁弟弟不好好学习，还和他妈顶嘴，把他妈气坏了。
8 ^7 L; n% f9 a* w0 I' o1 q他爸帮腔说：“这是我媳妇你凭什么惹她生气，等你将来娶媳妇了，我也这么气你媳妇你乐意啊？”6 Q* ?. n: Z( t
谁知弟弟上去搂她妈亲一口说：“那我敢亲你媳妇，你将来敢亲我媳妇吗？”5 w: [( b) y$ m% m
评论：老爸在想，这孩子还是真孝顺
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3.倒贴) X8 J; V/ \& Y9 q$ `& i
过年了，老张看别人家门上都倒贴一个“福”字，寓意“福到了”。
3 [- b; T) @ b0 g于是他就写了个“钱”字，也倒着贴上，寓意“钱到了”。3 w7 P8 I; D) }, v
老婆看见以后问：“这是你贴的吗？”
, B! ^* J& `( c& b# t0 S4 P老张得意地说：“是啊，我帖的！”0 [# ]' u# q' O% M8 Y, E1 {2 T3 z
话音刚落，只听“啪”一声，一记响亮的耳光抽在老张的脸上，7 e {; K4 }3 _+ g% @' q
“我让你倒贴钱！我让你倒贴钱！倒贴钱...！”
. }: T, B+ O: u) A# W7 w! b& \) E8 N, C评论：天朝语言文化博大精深啊3 z9 I& I8 q; m
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4.刺激+ u: Z. `& D6 R0 ]6 o3 ~! H
今天我走在街上，# z) `5 P2 ]( s
对面过来一老奶奶，当我跟她擦肩而过的时候，她一把就扶住了我的胳膊，慢慢地就往下躺7 z8 A. u8 B* o4 m1 `; }1 l
，我心想完了。$ ~% P, r3 _0 E. J
过了二十秒，老奶奶自个又站起来了，拍了拍身上的土。
9 D1 ]. ?" x* \: Z“孩子，刺不刺激，人生到处是惊喜。”说完就走了。6 `: V8 h8 H. A; l! c( ?" m( E: C% n' Y
尼玛，英雄不问出处！贪玩不分岁数啊！！' ?5 u* V# i) U8 H+ ^8 g9 }4 G5 i7 y [
评论：老奶奶走后我拿着她的钱包：确实刺激
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5.不加倍: J+ G$ Q5 ~9 `5 z( L0 a% B4 P
小明昨天熬夜玩了一晚上斗地主，
( q' {2 K5 ]9 {2 h0 f. v, c! X今天有气无力的到了教室，教室里正在开班会。
& H! x2 @' Q$ K1 m老师：“已经临近期末考试，但是你们的课堂练习还是太少，我认为作业应该加倍，你们认为呢？”( k( C. I( C8 m6 W2 t0 x
小红：“不加倍！” 小刚：“不加倍！”$ G! f% y$ n% I6 @1 N
小明顿时来了劲：“抢地主！！！”。。。老师：“滚出去！”
0 k+ Z2 D! o. k7 Y }1 K& l/ a! T评论：尼玛应该先抢地主才加倍的2 y% X5 u8 Y0 p" E) E1 @) [
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