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1.赌城边上的一个生意人在街上碰到一个衣着不齐的流浪汉一样的人。 那人向生意人诉苦道：“先生，您能施舍我50块钱吗？我已经有两天两夜没有吃饭了。” 生意人瞥了一眼四周密密麻麻排列着的DC，怀疑地问道：“我怎么知道你不会拿这钱去赌？” 那人急忙辩道：“不会的！赌的钱我已经要到了！”
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5 R. q5 o! N* c8 I( u* O, o2.有一个赌棍，每次DB都会带自己的女友去，而且每次都会赢!有一天女友终于按捺不住了，问男友：“你怎么每次赌都带我去，是不是想用我的美色勾引他们?”
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男友不屑地回答道：“你想哪儿去了，我带你去是吓他们的!”
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3.老公爱打MJ，有天上小学的女儿对他说：老湿说打麻将是Dubo，会被JC抓走的。0 k- W" U8 S9 W1 a: e
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老公：怕啥呀，万一我被判刑了，你可以给老爸送饭啊。; h* \9 d* r! P( I) y
d2 E( |3 h0 \, X$ n女儿同情地说：万一判死刑呢。。。1 t; T7 B4 \ j
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笑死我了。。。! f: w% j" L# V4 t0 n+ b' C
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4.我的一个小外甥女，有一次接她放学回家，& A" H3 Y" G6 f: P1 n
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可能是饿了，一回家就要吃饭，
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我就想逗逗她:小妞妞，想吃饭要背三字经给舅舅听哦，不然没饭吃哦!
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她一听急了张口就来:人之初，性本善，要读书，先吃饭!
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晚上，孩子趴在桌子上写日记：“夜深了，妈妈仍在打MJ，爸爸仍在上网……”( l/ ]# W, C: V
$ `4 Q$ ]! u4 D8 V. l* r' n恰巧爸爸走了过来，看到孩子写的这句话，有点不高兴，* n0 a( W! D {) c* A* E# N) M
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孩子听了，马上修改为：“夜深了，妈妈仍在DB，爸爸仍在网恋…' v+ R- n5 j7 {# @1 Y# o; J
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5.两天输掉十多万了，我一天的固定收入才四千，
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5 |, ]: ^! B) n* H我不能再沉迷于DB了，该找个姑娘过正常人的生活了！
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2 o+ H. W, K7 o9 ^0 S5 p一女看我留言后:你若能改，我愿意做你女朋友。! V4 `8 k( T T" @; S: k
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当晚我俩见面开房，睡后，躺床上女问我：你是做什么生意的？4 Y- F4 C8 d4 g+ ^* m4 j
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我说的是欢乐豆，一天就能领四千豆。
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