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一天，一个黑客闯进了电脑菜鸟的电脑系统——
5 b' A8 v1 y+ l# M& f( A7 _" m! r黑客：我控制了你的电脑。) F0 Y: T1 V* s: B
菜鸟：怎么控制的？! d) }0 ]0 Z( H  Z. \% a) m
黑客：用木马。& I$ o! r6 I  x3 \9 p  t# Z8 u
菜鸟：在哪里？我看不见。) U& P2 @# D6 j- M3 ?2 R
黑客：打开你的任务管理器。* G4 a$ E9 l* L& U
菜鸟：任务管理器在哪儿？
1 k- U. Q/ `0 _黑客：算了。总之我已经控制了你的电脑。

菜鸟：哦！
  d! y( e0 c0 `6 {6 g7 q) @% T+ L6 K黑客：你害怕了吗？！5 L- w1 z3 v2 \$ z
菜鸟：你怎么总是在我的电脑里随便进进出出。
- {, T( T! q! q$ H3 [黑客：你可以装防火墙。* x5 ^3 D7 _" r: [% ^
菜鸟：装了防火墙，你就不能进入了吗？
% w& ?. h+ U0 J% p黑客：不是啊，我只是想增加点趣味性，这样控制你的电脑让我觉得很白痴耶。

菜鸟：听说你会制造“病毒”？！
) x& J+ b  w# K% `) X* `8 A3 _黑客：嗯。
% c$ z5 ^5 J# K6 V* v) C菜鸟：那你可以黑掉网站吗？* O4 m- O- V) a. x$ r* r
黑客：当然，没听到人家叫我“黑客”吗？9 ], ~4 X0 E0 f; A. f9 v; X0 N
菜鸟：哦，我还以为那是因为你长得很黑。
, J% E  d+ C6 W- @' |, v& u6 r黑客：……

菜鸟：我想请你帮一个忙。* w- N2 e7 {: P% q3 @
黑客：什么事？
4 o/ j- Y8 D$ x菜鸟：你能不能进入电力系统修改一点数据。
6 O: e3 L/ h3 K, {& v5 O4 q; C黑客：你想干吗！！
& ^: k8 g4 w9 O& j/ [4 l- \; D! x菜鸟：求求你，帮我把我家这个月的电费消了吧！, y% |' Q7 x+ `& V7 \
黑客：去死！！

菜鸟：你天天来，不觉得烦吗？' j  \; D% y; I2 f
黑客：是很烦，你的机子是我见过的最烂的一台了。# ^* A3 ?: @6 c% i( J; y  X& b
菜鸟：不是吧，这可是名牌。6 C" ~+ l# b  U( u6 i0 i  [& G
黑客：我是说你的机子里除了弱智游戏就只有病毒了。
8 e2 s# `: s" |; G) n菜鸟：那你看到我的“连连看”了吗，不记得装在哪儿，找了好久了耶。
8 y& |# C5 ]& |4 G" t; V9 j黑客：我倒！再见！

过了几天，黑客又来了——& u: t* }& T9 z- j, l
黑客：你死哪儿去了？！) N$ Q- [* x6 ~7 X
菜鸟：出去玩了几天，找我干吗？
" r" ^5 A4 u3 \0 l! s黑客：我要找点东西。
# b* R) \$ x+ A  `菜鸟：在我这儿找什么东西？) R/ C% e! \  o& ]5 b  Z$ Y( N1 l$ s
黑客：病毒，找一条前几年的老病毒，只有你的机子上病毒保存得最全啦。

菜鸟：你是一个高手吗？7 H# o, H6 f; m3 {  w# U! G' ?
黑客：可以说是吧。
. R8 l& ^* H+ k5 E菜鸟：高到什么程度？: f* ?2 r" \/ M0 t( T4 y
黑客：嗯，我无聊的时候就自己黑自己的电脑。' N; {: E; Q; L- i! p1 S
菜鸟：哈，这个我也会！, W$ J# P7 a* g, }7 i: K
黑客：你也可以？！
  l7 e6 Y  W7 x/ C5 O' }菜鸟：是啊，一关机电脑就黑了！3 M8 E! x0 T/ l$ g0 L" B# g
黑客：滚！

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这个笑话很好玩

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呵呵，逗你玩的啊

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老笑话了，好久以前都看过了

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呵呵，博彩之余看看，不错

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娱乐娱乐，挺不错的！

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一点也不好笑啊。

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看看这个也不错，提神健脑

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你太有才了{:4_101:}

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很久以前看过的，还是有点好玩。。

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这个笑话超级搞笑的哦 `

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有点搞笑的。。

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呵呵，不错{:4_99:}

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