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一天，一个黑客闯进了电脑菜鸟的电脑系统——8 N' l. L9 s$ G: J7 Y8 ]8 t9 b
黑客：我控制了你的电脑。" w6 m# K, T7 k/ M
菜鸟：怎么控制的？2 y& [& c. L5 J" j! i
黑客：用木马。& m# B: B* J. r$ M
菜鸟：在哪里？我看不见。
) ?' X7 V) o1 w5 g9 T3 X7 m" i黑客：打开你的任务管理器。
* V% H* Q4 c5 l- G4 I8 I$ T* P菜鸟：任务管理器在哪儿？% x( D9 ~' @. ^3 T6 b9 P
黑客：算了。总之我已经控制了你的电脑。

菜鸟：哦！+ B1 r3 a* y+ e+ v3 J+ ?& @
黑客：你害怕了吗？！
9 v( `7 f9 y3 T. `* ?: P菜鸟：你怎么总是在我的电脑里随便进进出出。3 z9 {7 a7 t, X" g
黑客：你可以装防火墙。
; T& H& c; {! o' W1 z% Z. ]7 b菜鸟：装了防火墙，你就不能进入了吗？4 v# \; N. X5 S5 i6 [
黑客：不是啊，我只是想增加点趣味性，这样控制你的电脑让我觉得很白痴耶。

菜鸟：听说你会制造“病毒”？！
+ E: C3 d" X  d. Y6 [% G黑客：嗯。
, x) {/ H6 z* E, i* X菜鸟：那你可以黑掉网站吗？/ Y, p- p( z6 @+ z" J0 w
黑客：当然，没听到人家叫我“黑客”吗？
* _6 }/ P2 A' P1 u菜鸟：哦，我还以为那是因为你长得很黑。
) X4 k" t* z$ p) U3 h% c6 \黑客：……

菜鸟：我想请你帮一个忙。
+ N/ H/ o: }7 ^黑客：什么事？! i- p# R: |0 ?' l
菜鸟：你能不能进入电力系统修改一点数据。
" W; [$ Y% j, P! I1 J/ v& ?; v黑客：你想干吗！！
' V' l) M% G$ c8 r, R! a& g+ r菜鸟：求求你，帮我把我家这个月的电费消了吧！# Y7 I% b7 r8 U  A
黑客：去死！！

菜鸟：你天天来，不觉得烦吗？
  F& f' E8 k& U, B4 S8 J黑客：是很烦，你的机子是我见过的最烂的一台了。
- n; [8 X, f. G. i) x" ]( l菜鸟：不是吧，这可是名牌。
- ^5 k8 [& c: C8 z黑客：我是说你的机子里除了弱智游戏就只有病毒了。- f1 i  {; y9 v" M' l& m$ `: C. F
菜鸟：那你看到我的“连连看”了吗，不记得装在哪儿，找了好久了耶。: X. E9 t( V2 ]: f2 B/ ?- |
黑客：我倒！再见！

过了几天，黑客又来了——
, I- q+ a& |9 p0 K* E2 N黑客：你死哪儿去了？！
. V0 G+ Q% J' Z6 L菜鸟：出去玩了几天，找我干吗？2 ]  }* I' Q. I/ L2 Y  t+ e7 _
黑客：我要找点东西。7 j( R1 f3 {1 }, S" W3 ~
菜鸟：在我这儿找什么东西？( g5 a& {3 E  R1 |1 `, q
黑客：病毒，找一条前几年的老病毒，只有你的机子上病毒保存得最全啦。

菜鸟：你是一个高手吗？
1 Q8 y( V! b7 I  a7 S; T黑客：可以说是吧。% p6 Q; O# T2 G, S1 |' R
菜鸟：高到什么程度？) r8 \0 k& q& O# O9 U4 Q) ~* e6 n/ N
黑客：嗯，我无聊的时候就自己黑自己的电脑。9 x" P7 g, l+ B" n! T0 M+ @* F
菜鸟：哈，这个我也会！5 ~9 `( F8 A3 |
黑客：你也可以？！2 b; i$ P6 C+ @$ ^
菜鸟：是啊，一关机电脑就黑了！# s4 s6 a7 D# Z3 l1 l+ F5 F
黑客：滚！

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这个笑话很好玩

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呵呵，逗你玩的啊

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老笑话了，好久以前都看过了

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呵呵，博彩之余看看，不错

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娱乐娱乐，挺不错的！

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一点也不好笑啊。

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看看这个也不错，提神健脑

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你太有才了{:4_101:}

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很久以前看过的，还是有点好玩。。

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这个笑话超级搞笑的哦 `

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有点搞笑的。。

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呵呵，不错{:4_99:}

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