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当我打完麻将回到家中时，第一眼就看见了阳台上晾晒的衣服，心中咯噔一下，心想完了，出大事了！
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老婆正在厨房做午饭，我跟她打了一声招呼后，小心翼翼地来到了阳台上，偷偷摸了我的裤子口袋，里面空落落的一无所有。此时，我的额头上已渗出汗珠。 R$ |7 R+ F8 C% ?) B
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2 x2 Q/ M7 U- ^ 本来我跟老婆是洗衣AA制，自结婚至今，除了她怀孕和生小孩那一段时间，我们都是各洗各的衣服。老婆今天破天荒地给我洗衣服，让我心中忐忑不安。我最担心的是我裤子口袋里的2000元钱，那可是我偷偷背着老婆打麻将赢的钱。
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9 y0 d7 F# z0 ~" x6 k$ R x 在网上菠菜，我的本金都是经过老婆允许才给的。我说出来不怕大家笑话，我的工资卡都是由我老婆替我掌管，我连密码都不知道，还有我的身份证、户口本，都被我老婆锁在床头柜的小抽屉里。这2000元钱我本来打算开个银行账户存起来，可还没来得及把身份证弄出来，就被老婆发现了。
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0 D7 x7 x5 x: b& P$ Z" K- | 老婆说：我看你最近很忙，忙得连洗衣服的时间都没有，我是实在看不下去了，人靠衣裳马靠鞍，大夏天的，衣服要勤换勤洗！
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